Guess I Die

u posted cringe but we’ve formed a warrior’s bond so i can’t just unfollow

I arrive home i get in my corner

High functioning dead girl

bitches will hear a song and be like ‘this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest’ and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

professionalchaoticdumbass:

identifying-cars-in-posts:
the-most-adorkable-smile:
adamtheredbeard:
polyphonetic:
identifying-cars-in-posts:
wvyldthingsandstuff:
derinthescarletpescatarian:
outburstsoftheordinary:
theotheristhedoctor:
dunkstein:
dunkstein:
I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist
https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY
If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life
That was a near-religious experience
I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me
Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist
@identifying-cars-in-posts?
1994-1996 Ford Aspire
(formerly)
I’m partial to the “Can a Snowplow Split a Car in Two” one. The answer was “No”, so they naturally ramped it up. Which led to this
A rocket powered, sharpened steel wedge slicing a car (with its engine!) in two, right down the middle
@identifying-cars-in-posts what’s this one?
1988-1989 Honda Civic
(formerly)

cipheramnesia:

atomic-darth:
robotgirl-cock:
emoryinaboat:
garethwashere:
ROTARY_PISTON
i have normal thoughts about the rotary piston
Whatever you say, Tumblr user robotgirl-cock
Ten percent of the notes can’t get over structural concerns, “like sure it’s fuckin but it looks like it’s not durable enough.”

that-twink-over-there:

dormouseking:
i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes
“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”
and friend got kinda mad at me lmao
Fuck his dad